MADE BY: RCR (my initials in real life) aka KuletZ98
HOW TO INDENTIFY A LONER
KuletZ98 is not responsible if you are a loner and meet at least most of these reasons. These reasons were taken by example of someone and copied down, the loner of the year at school is who we call it. This is updated as I
get ideas. Most of these HAS happened before.
1. Alone all the time
2. Stalks popular people
3. Stalks someone they asked out but got rejected
4. Avoids people with glasses
5. Goes into the bathroom right after they are done eating
6. Shows off their phone using audio files
7. Has a pink or yellow phone
8. Crosses their legs in class/work
9. Always has candy
10. Never gives candy; unless threatened, given money, or
is treated “nicely”
11. Wears…sad colors like gray, black, dark blue, etc.
12. Needs help constantly; but never asks for it
13. Only takes job if he gets paid, even if it’s little like…
erasing the board at school, or fetching coffee at work
14. Obsessed with something so much they put it
on their phone
15. Sibling stupid/gay
16. If they play videogames: GT reminds other people of
something such as “Super Gay” or “Super B**tch” etc.
17. Can’t text/limited text
18. Plain sucks
19. Tells people to shut up when he/she does something
embarassing
20. Joins a club to be with popular people
21. Everytime he/she gets someone’s attention, he/she starts with “Hey”
22. Has the stupidest avatar…anywhere…FB, MS, AIM, Steam
23. TOO dedicated to homework
24. Reads at lunch
25. Checks things often
26. Brings his backpack/pack/bag EVERYWHERE
27. Doesn’t seem to like this emoticon: >:D
28. Runs retarded
29. Does good/likes P.E.
30. Barely wears T-Shirts
31. Likes…plain…shtuff
32. Doesn’t give people a dollar
33. Doesn’t share
34. Wierd
35. Always has this look: -_-
36. Seems likes he/she is wearing the same clothes everyday
37. Gets into people’s buisness
38. Very…annoying
39. Likes balls…like…sport’s balls
40. Has a weird voice
41. Sucks a singing/ doesn’t want to
42. shake/nods his head when he sees something embarrassing/disturbing/weird
43. Makes people do stuff he/she doesn’t like…like oh you know…PUTTING THEIR HAIR DOWN!
44. SUCKS a keeping a promise
45. Stalks people even though he/she has been told not to follow
46. A dork
47. Hates pictures…[at least I hatefully accept them, so...don't even try]
48. a Justin Bieber hater (CLICK HERE to find out why haters of JB also have Bieber Fever)
49. 90% thinks people lie
50. Calls people spoiled
51. When getting someone’s attention, they grab their shoulder and start shaking it saying “Hey [name here]“
52. Complains a bit too much about lag
53. Copies someone’s backpack
54. When being mean to, says “Fine, no [insert item here].”
55. Is a smartass
56. Tells on the “troublemaker’s” parents. (happened to me because the dude didn’t understand I was trying to HELP him…dumbass)
57. Adds people to their freinds they don’t even know
58. Sucks at games, even though they are supposed to look pro
59. Always says “What?” when the teacher calls on him/her
60. Gets compliments from subsitute teachers
61. TOO focused on school work and homework
62. TOO focused on P.E
63. Cries when told truth
64. A bitch
65. Has a [gender]friend, and everyone hates him/her
66. Got hated on when got a [gender]friend.
67. Didn’t even break up with ex, just stopped outta nowhere
68. An asshole
69. Wears purple
70. Shoulders are always up
71. Gay
72. Can’t do math homework correctly
73. Says procrastinate
74. Addicted to facebook
75. Never shares
76. Believes in opposites attract
77. Has a [gender]friend that’s complete opposite
78. (BOYS ONLY) Spastic when tickled
79. Don’t give a shit about his/her family
80. Always seems old
81. GOT BAGS IN HIS/HER BAGS! (I just HAD to put that in CAPS!)
82. Overdoes anything any everything
83. Has a [gender]friend but never said “I love you.”
84. Doesn’t know that this list is refering to himself/herself
85. Doesn’t know what the list is refering to.
-ADD MORE YOU GUYS!
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